A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender,
- "Wanna hear a blonde joke? "
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,
- "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? "
The blind guy says,
- "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. "............
Friday, January 21, 2011
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They are hand and glove.
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