Sunday, September 12, 2010

What a coincidence.

A chicken farmer went to a local bar….
Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne…
The woman perks up and says,
- "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
- "What a coincidence" - the farmer says. "This is a special day for me…. I am celebrating"
- "This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - says the woman.
- "What a coincidence!" - says the farmer!
As they clinked glasses the man asked,
- "What are you celebrating?"
- "My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
- "What a coincidence," says the man. "I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs."
- "That’s great!" - says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"
- "I used a different cock" - he replied.
The woman smiled and said,
- "What a coincidence..."

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