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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, ‘Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?’ The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she

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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. ‘ Mommy ,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’ ‘OK’, the little girl says, ‘How much do you weigh?’ ‘Now really,’ the mother says, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’ Undaunted, the little girl

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(Sent by Sat. Thank you! ) You need guts to take your Lamborghini onto a racetrack. But all the big shots who took part in the Ultimate Lamborghini Experience have nothing on a Southern California squirrel with serious nerve. The annual event, held in late June at California Speedway in Fontana, invites Lambo owners to test their skills on a two-and-a-half-mile open track. It promises "an

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(Sent by S. Thank you!) Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ***** Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. ***** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband ! ***** I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted check. ***** A child's greatest period of

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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you: ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in Sydney western suburbs. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: - 'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, - "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50. " He continued, - "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, - "Wanna hear a blonde joke? " In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, - "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a

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A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze. The blonde shows up at his house, and he treats her to a home-cooked dinner. Afterward they go to the living room to watch a movie. His manhood starts to bother him again

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Even if your kids don't like broccoli, they will eat these pancakes. You can serve them as a side dish, however they are certainly a meal on their own if you want to serve them as an entrée. Broccoli and other cruciferous vegetables including cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, turnip greens and kale are rich in antioxidants, which help protect against both cancer and heart disease. Food as

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A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on their way back home in January, are at the airport in Florida awaiting their flight. They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, etc, ready for the Canadian winter. An older American couple standing nearby is intrigued by their manner of dress. The wife says to her husband: “Look at that couple. I wonder where they’re from?” He replies: “How

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The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER Wired: THE LAST NEW THING Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

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1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

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JANUARY 8, 2011 By AMY CHUA Read here: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704111504576059713528698754.html Can a regimen of no playdates, no TV, no computer games and hours of music practice create happy kids? And what happens when they fight back? A lot of people wonder how Chinese parents raise such stereotypically successful kids. They wonder what these parents do to produce so

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Dear Friends, I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday and on her advice I wish to say the following: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low

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The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent Somalatha home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: - "Excuse me my dear........my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom. The

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After he served his time with the Marine Corps, a man became a school teacher and before school started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t even noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. Walking confidently into the rowdy

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Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy

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Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mike comes over to see him. Mike says, "How you doin'?" "Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favor, run upstairs and get me my slippers, my feet are freezing." Mike goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed. He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you." They say, "No way! Prove it." Mike shouts

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Read original page here: http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/list-of-phobia-names.html Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing. Acarophobia - Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. Acerophobia - Fear of sourness. Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. Acousticophobia - Fear of noise. Aeroacrophobia - Fear of open high places. Aeronausiphobia - Fear of vomiting secondary to

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She is not real!! Meet Emily - Image Metrics Tech Demo (HQ)

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Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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(Sent by Vicky. Thank you!) ELDERBERRY (Possibly Effective) Influenza Clinical research shows that some elderberry extracts might reduce flu-like symptoms. A specific syrup formulation of elderberry fruit extract (Sambucol, Nature's Way) 15 mL (1 tablespoon) 4 times daily seems to reduce the symptoms and duration of influenza infection when given within 48 hours of initial symptoms. Significant

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(Sent by Vicky. Thank you!) By PHILLIP LONGMAN Thursday, November 11, 2010 Read here: http://www.bigquestionsonline.com/columns/phillip-longman/survival-of-the-godliest> “Is God Dead?” I was 11 years old I when spotted that still-notorious 1966 Time magazine cover story on my uncle’s coffee table. The news that God was, if not dead, then at least missing, I absorbed with the literalness of a

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I think the diseases that require doses of 4 glasses will be especially effective...

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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at WalMart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work

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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. ‘ Mommy ,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’ ‘OK’, the little girl says, ‘How much do you weigh?’ ‘Now really,’ the mother says, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’ Undaunted, the little girl

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95

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Original article here: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/wrinkle-creams/SN00010 Do over-the-counter wrinkle creams really reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles? The answer depends on many factors. By Mayo Clinic staff Many wrinkle creams and lotions sold in department stores, in drugstores and on the Internet promise to reduce wrinkles and prevent or reverse damage caused by the sun.

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Phillips Electronics in collaboration with Swarovski made the 'Active Crystal' collection of USB memory. These are really fancy This is platinum USB drive hand set with 350 white diamonds. It even comes with a solid platinum chain and you can have it for $38,000.

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By Flora Graham on 5 November 2010, 12:07pm Read more: http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/mobile-darwin-awards-we-celebrate-the-oddest-ways-to-break-a-phone-50001369/#ixzz14XogStxO We can break a phone just by leaving it on a desk or lending it to Rory Reid, but some idiots have found more creative ways to destroy their expensive handsets. We hate to see a good phone suffer -- although we once

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Snopes mentions avoiding the Pirates' Gold Coins chocolates sold at Costco. Subject: AVOID CHINA MADE FOOD & CHOCOLATES READ IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END MADE IN CHINA Everything you need to know about MELAMINE Make sure you read to the very end - very interesting - perhaps the best way to tell where things are made.... China milk poisoning incidents make everyone afraid to look at the daily

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(Sent by AV. Thank you!) http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/mobile/11/05/apple.alarm.daylight.savings/index.html?hpt=T2 (CNN) -- Not forgetting Sunday morning's time change is hard enough. But Apple iPhone users in the United States must also remember to delete and then reset their phone's alarm clock -- otherwise they may be an hour late for work on Monday morning. A glitch in the iPhone's operating

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Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: - 'I have something I must confess.' - 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. - 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' - 'I know,' she replied. - 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

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~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!" ~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything: movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them. ~You forget names ... but it's OK because other

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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?" "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--" "I didn't ask for

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A MAN took his dog to the cinema. At the end of the film the dog applauded. "That's amazing," said the usherette. "Yes, it is," said the man. "He didn't think much of the book." A DOG walks into a Jobcentre and asks what's on offer. The woman at the desk says, "A talking dog! There should be a job at the circus!" The dog says: "Why would they want a plumber?" A MAN goes into a pub and

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One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.” As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon, and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction. I approached Mrs. Jones to

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, ‘What a peaceful & loving couple’ The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: ‘Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,’ explained the man

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A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they run?” he asked the clerk. “That depends,” said the salesman. “They run from $2.00 to $2,000.” “Let’s see the $2.00 model,” he said. The clerk put the device around the man’s neck. “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,” he instructed. “

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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. - “Howdy, Stranger.” - “Howdy, Sheriff.” The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and placed a big kiss on the horse’s butt. He dropped the

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The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O’Brian was called for his question session. - “Property holder?” - “Yes, I am, Your Honor.” - “Married or single?” - “Married for twenty years, Your Honor.” - “Formed or expressed an opinion?” - “Not in twenty years, Your Honor.”

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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back,

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A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: - 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: - 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: - 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman

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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys

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Six-year-old music prodigy Ethan Bortnick. 3-year Old Piano Prodigy Richard Hoffmann Violin Solo by Multi-Talented 4 Years Old Kid: Dhanat Plewtianyingthawee is the world's amazing young artist who ever had his first solo art exhibition in Bangkok in April 2006 at the age of 3 and a half years old. At present, he paints over two thousand remarkable big and small abstracts and sold

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You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're

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Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then

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Master class held on 01.10.2006 at Activ Sport Club, Sofia, Bulgaria (51 min!)

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A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and

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Dear Employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a plan to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This plan will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons

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A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, - "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" - "About 32 " the clerk replies. - "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into

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Look into my eyes - you will see, What you mean to me. Search your heart - search your soul, And when you find me there, you'll search no more. Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for. You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for. You know it's true, Everything I do - I do it for you. Look into your heart - you will find, There's nothin' there to hide. Take me as I am - take my life, I would

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A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? B: Sure, come on in. ? What can I do for you? A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. B: Yes. A: I won’t beat around the bush. ? Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. B: A raise I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not

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One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went down another 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote,

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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning

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After passing through phases of Cubism, Futurism and Metaphysical painting, he joined the Surrealists in 1929 and his talent for self-publicity rapidly made him the most famous representative of the movement. Throughout his life he cultivated eccentricity and exhibitionism (one of his most famous acts was appearing in a diving suit at the opening of the London Surrealist exhibition in 1936),

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(Sent by C.W. Thank you!)

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I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized seven men then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled, “F..k me!!” ….what happened next, will haunt me forever....

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* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. * Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens. * First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else. * Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne… The woman perks up and says, - "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" - "What a coincidence" - the farmer says. "This is a special day for me…. I am celebrating" - "This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - says the woman. - "What a coincidence!" - says the

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One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he’d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight, the bird hooted again! The next night, the same scenario occurred. All summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversations.” Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter-species

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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, - “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.” - “Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked. - “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some asshole using my stuff.” She looked at me and said: - “What makes you think I’d marry

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When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning….Uphill… Barefoot…BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to laya bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it

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(Sent by S. Thank you!)

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A paraprosdokian (from Greek “ðáñá-”, meaning “beyond” and “ðñïóäïêßá”, meaning “expectation”) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is

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The Sultan of Brunei 's wealth increases by 90 euros every second! This means around 5,400 euros per minute, 324,000 euros each hour, 7,776,000 euros a day, about 54,432,000 euros a week. Brunei's Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah...President of the richest country in the world. Popular, lavish, uses gold in everything. Born literally eating with spoons made of gold. Clothes worn embroidered with gold

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(Sent by Vicky. Thank you!) Original page : http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-09-02/lost-phone-panic-breeds-gadgets-to-find-them-rich-jaroslovsky.html Is that a flashing “Z” in your pocket, or are you just glad to still have your cell phone? The Z stands for Zomm, a little multipurpose gadget for your pocket, purse or keychain whose main function is to prevent you from walking off and leaving

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(Sent by S. Thank you!) The original page: http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447 Tue Aug 31 12:44pm PDT By Jay Busbee You can use a golf club for all kinds of non-golfy purposes -- walking stick, fishing rod, club, to name three. And now we can add to that list -- firestarter. Over the weekend, a golfer's

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(Sent by S. Thank you!) Source page: http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/110498/napping-gets-a-nod-at-the-workplace by Jascha Hoffman Monday, August 30, 2010 A growing number of companies are encouraging employees to snooze at work—and boost their productivity. Now that a number of companies are offering napping rooms, snoozing at work isn't so embarrassing any more. From Thomas

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(Sent by S. Thank you!) This is Andrea Bocelli and Celine Dion performance of The Prayer at the 1999 Grammy Awards.

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MANY PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE OF: The main difference between http:// and https:// - it's all about keeping you secure. HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients. The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference

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Check out this link or click on a picture to see debt updated real(?) time : http://www.usdebtclock.org/

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