A man wakes up one morning with a hangover. Going downstairs, he says to his wife, “Honey, I know I made a fool of myself at the company party last night. Remind me what I did.”
“You got in an argument with your boss.”
“Well, piss on him,” says the man.
“You did. He fired you,” replies his wife.
“Well, screw him!” the man screams.
“I did,” says his wife. “You’re back to work on Monday.”