My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
- 'Do you want to have Sex?'
- 'No,' - she answered. I then said,
- 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying,
- 'Yes..'
So I said,
- "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...