After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
- "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
- "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
- "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
- "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
- "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
- "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied:
- "That's me before the operation."